11. That's No Guard Dog, That's A Guard Bear!
This sign is wildly inaccurate—it should be taken down. That’s not a guard dog; it’s a full-grown polar bear patrolling the premises. The thought of being mauled by a dog the size of a T-Rex is genuinely terrifying. We’d steer clear of that building for fear the dog might break through the fence and chase us down. This dog’s sheer size and presence command respect and awe, making him an intimidating protector. But honestly, that scenario probably wouldn’t happen. This dog is far too friendly for that. Beneath his imposing exterior lies a heart full of love and loyalty. This gentle giant is a beautiful paradox, reminding us not to judge a book by its cover. Sometimes, the most loving companions are the ones who look the scariest.
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Modular enough for phased rollout.
The dependency graph feels sane.
Makes me rethink assumptions. You too?
Invitations to iterate are clear.